The opinion
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
MICHAEL L. WAGNER, )
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Plaintiff, )
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v. ) Civil Action No. 22-03597 (UNA)
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THE SOLICITOR GENERAL, )
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Defendant. )
MEMORANDUM OPINION
A pro se litigant’s pleadings are held to less stringent standards than would be applied to
formal pleadings drafted by lawyers. See Haines v. Kerner, 404 U.S. 519, 520 (1972). Even pro
se litigants, however, must comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. Jarrell v. Tisch,
656 F. Supp. 237, 239 (D.D.C. 1987). Rule 8 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure requires that
a complaint contain a short and plain statement of the grounds upon which the Court’s jurisdiction
depends, a short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief, and
a demand for judgment for the relief the pleader seeks. Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(a). The purpose of the
minimum standard of Rule 8 is to give fair notice to the defendants of the claim being asserted,
sufficient to prepare a responsive answer, to prepare an adequate defense and to determine whether
the doctrine of res judicata applies. Brown v. Califano, 75 F.R.D. 497, 498 (D.D.C. 1977).
As drafted, the complaint fails to comply with Rule 8(a). Plaintiff alleges no facts, and his
mysterious references to money laundering, spraying of crops in Columbia, and a D.C. Circuit
decision, see Sargeant v. Dixon, 130 F.3d 1067, 1069 (D.C. Cir. 1997), shed no light on the claim
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or claims plaintiff intends to bring. Further, plaintiff fails to demonstrate a jurisdictional basis for
this Court to order defendant to permit medical doctors to prescribe recreational cocaine and
pharmacists to dispense it. For these reasons, the Court will grant plaintiff’s application to proceed
in forma pauperis and dismiss the complaint without prejudice.
An Order is issued separately.
DATE: December 7, 2022 /s/
AMY BERMAN JACKSON
United States District Judge
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